wats dat?How do you apply to go on bb?
visit the websiteHow do you apply to go on bb?
You first of all have a IQ test to make sure it is lower than a flea or amoeba....
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You apply via the c4 website. Unfortunately you had to do it about this time last year as I think this summers BB was the last. At least I sincerely hope it was.
Here's the website but I don't think they're taking applications just yet. http://www.bigbrotheronline.co.uk/
bb = bareback?
You need to produce at least three certificates of mental illness, one of which must be a narcissistic personality disorder.
Show evidence of a high threshold to boredom, sitting in a house without TV, books or radio, will drive you even more insane, but if you can prove that you have sat through at least 3 series of previous Big Brothers will be evidence that you can withstand the most crushing boredom imaginable. Ofcouse this will also prove that you have no friends.
It is an advantage if you are as thick as two short planks, that you have an obvious sexual dysfunction and you try to make yourself interesting by dressing in odd and very bizarre ways.
Obviously you will be too stupid to understand that very few people find someone who dyes their hair in bright coulors, covers themselves in tattoos, or has a gob full of piercings anything but interesting
Submit an AP to the ABC, CBS, Or NBC and wait for the ANS.
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